Little known facts
about McCain's running mate Sarah Palin!
Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.
To prep for her role as Tracy Flick in “Election,” Witherspoon spent the ‘98 seal clubbing season with Palin
Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”
Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience
Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.
Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.
Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.
Sarah Palin doesn’t need a gun to hunt. She has been known to throw a bullet through an adult bull elk.
Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines..
Sarah Palin is on loan from the Justice League.
If placed into Schroedinger’s experiment, both Sarah Palins remain alive.
Iran’s nuclear program is a response to Sarah Palin.
Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands.
Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.
The raw energy of Sarah Palin melts the Alaskan ice roads every spring.
It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin.
More facts are being unearthed every day!